Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time
So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution
Good news everyone!!
brendon: i’m slytherin
dallon: i thought you were american
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*patrick puts on the sorting hat*
sorting hat: HUFFLEPUFF
patrick: what. is that even a word
sorting hat: yeah it’s a word. you’re a hufflepuff
pete: a patrickpuff
joe: a pattypuff
pete: a hufflestump
—–
pete: *bounces into gryffindor common room* what’s up muggles
—–
gerard: i’m going to class you coming
brendon: no i’m just gonna stay here. by myself
brendon:
brendon:
brendon: *whispers* accio ryan
—–
frank: i’m a model student
gerard: remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor
—–
andy: as a prefect i’m going to have to report you
pete: but i’m not doing anything wrong
andy: yet
—–
tyler: my patronus is a cheetah
tyler:
tyler: i named him jason
—–
ryan: a boggart will take the shape of what you fear most
brendon: what do you guys fear most
josh: clowns
tyler: myself
patrick: hot girls who do cool handshakes, burn our band merch and force feed us our own organs
josh: um i would like to change my answer
—–
gerard: i was up late last night playing with my wand
mikey:
frank:
ray:
gerard: that’s not what i meant
ray: that’s exactly what you meant
—–
brendon: i’m josh’s best friend now
tyler: *points wand at brendon* avada kedavra
—–
ryan: darling you’re glowing
brendon: thank you sweetie
ryan: no you’re literally glowing i think someone put a curse on you
brendon: *whispers* dammit pete
—–
pete: open up the gryffindor…
mikey:
pete: …and i’ll slytherin to bed with you
mikey: get out
dementor: i will suck out your happiness
gerard: you will starve
—–
dallon: have you written that essay on magical tragedies
brendon: yeah here it is
dallon:
dallon:
dallon: i don’t get it you just wrote sins
—–
patrick: man i love badgers. they’re so cute. and fluffy. and funny.
pete: are you high
patrick: maybeeeeee *giggles*
pete: oh no
brendon: everyone knows that hufflepuff is the herbology house. so hufflepuffs take a lot of, um…puff
pete: oh no
brendon: calm down. in slytherin, we do cocaine
—–
josh: *falls off broomstick playing quidditch*
tyler: USE YOUR GLUTES
—–
spencer: hey did you guys get any mandrake roots
ryan: no but i got cheez whiz
—–
mikey: this is the mirror of erised. it reveals your deepest heart’s desire
frank: *goes up to mirror* i see myself in a coffin
ray: *goes up to mirror* i see myself as a killjoy
gerard: *goes up to mirror*
gerard: *gasps*
mikey: what do you see brother
gerard: GOURMET FUCKIN FRUIT GELS BRO
—–
brendon: *takes off invisibility cloak to reveal pride flag*
brendon: LET’S GO LESBIANS
—–
pete: did you order some felix felicis
mikey:
pete: because you’re about to get lucky
mikey:
mikey: go to azkhaban
—–
brendon: you’re ravenclawsome
ryan: and you’re slytherincredible
jon: i think i’m gonna hurl
—–
joe: i would fuck barney the dinosaur
andy:
andy: *points wand at his own head*
andy: obliviate
—–
pete: you know what they say about guys with long wands…
brendon: it’s not a bad dick
—–
tyler: *in professor mcgonagall voice* why is it that whenever something happens, it’s always you three
mcr:
fob:
p!atd:
Yes! I fucking love these! I feel gourmet fucking blessed bro!
hey guys be alert i think the porn blogs are hacking into accounts as a last hurrah… don’t click suspicious links, you know the drill
Freddie Mercury couldn’t drive, ride a bike, or hard boil an egg… But damn could that man rock a pair of jeans…
Okay, wait. Do you mean to tell me that the man who sang Bicycle Race……couldn’t ride a bicycle???
Brian really just EXPOSED him like that
As Roger could drive his car
Me: ALL WE HEAR IS
Me: *Slams my face against a wall twice*
me: RADIO GA GA
just because 2019 is coming up and it’s the year of the killjoys, does NOT mean you can harass the boys
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
