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The Emo Quartet goes to Hogwarts

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brendon: i’m slytherin

dallon: i thought you were american

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*patrick puts on the sorting hat*

sorting hat: HUFFLEPUFF

patrick: what. is that even a word

sorting hat: yeah it’s a word. you’re a hufflepuff

pete: a patrickpuff

joe: a pattypuff

pete: a hufflestump

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pete: *bounces into gryffindor common room* what’s up muggles

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gerard: i’m going to class you coming

brendon: no i’m just gonna stay here. by myself

brendon:

brendon:

brendon: *whispers* accio ryan

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frank: i’m a model student

gerard: remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor

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andy: as a prefect i’m going to have to report you

pete: but i’m not doing anything wrong

andy: yet

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tyler: my patronus is a cheetah

tyler:

tyler: i named him jason

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ryan: a boggart will take the shape of what you fear most

brendon: what do you guys fear most

josh: clowns

tyler: myself

patrick: hot girls who do cool handshakes, burn our band merch and force feed us our own organs

josh: um i would like to change my answer

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gerard: i was up late last night playing with my wand

mikey:

frank:

ray:

gerard: that’s not what i meant

ray: that’s exactly what you meant

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brendon: i’m josh’s best friend now

tyler: *points wand at brendon* avada kedavra

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ryan: darling you’re glowing

brendon: thank you sweetie

ryan: no you’re literally glowing i think someone put a curse on you

brendon: *whispers* dammit pete

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pete: open up the gryffindor…

mikey:

pete: …and i’ll slytherin to bed with you

mikey: get out

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PART TWO

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dementor: i will suck out your happiness

gerard: you will starve

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dallon: have you written that essay on magical tragedies

brendon: yeah here it is

dallon:

dallon:

dallon: i don’t get it you just wrote sins

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patrick: man i love badgers. they’re so cute. and fluffy. and funny.

pete: are you high

patrick: maybeeeeee *giggles*

pete: oh no

brendon: everyone knows that hufflepuff is the herbology house. so hufflepuffs take a lot of, um…puff

pete: oh no

brendon: calm down. in slytherin, we do cocaine

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josh: *falls off broomstick playing quidditch*

tyler: USE YOUR GLUTES

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spencer: hey did you guys get any mandrake roots

ryan: no but i got cheez whiz

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mikey: this is the mirror of erised. it reveals your deepest heart’s desire

frank: *goes up to mirror* i see myself in a coffin

ray: *goes up to mirror* i see myself as a killjoy

gerard: *goes up to mirror*

gerard: *gasps*

mikey: what do you see brother

gerard: GOURMET FUCKIN FRUIT GELS BRO

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brendon: *takes off invisibility cloak to reveal pride flag*

brendon: LET’S GO LESBIANS

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pete: did you order some felix felicis

mikey:

pete: because you’re about to get lucky

mikey:

mikey: go to azkhaban

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brendon: you’re ravenclawsome

ryan: and you’re slytherincredible

jon: i think i’m gonna hurl

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joe: i would fuck barney the dinosaur

andy:

andy: *points wand at his own head*

andy: obliviate

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pete: you know what they say about guys with long wands…

brendon: it’s not a bad dick

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tyler: *in professor mcgonagall voice* why is it that whenever something happens, it’s always you three

mcr:

fob:

p!atd:

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Yes! I fucking love these! I feel gourmet fucking blessed bro!

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sail-away-sweet-shishter

Freddie Mercury couldn’t drive, ride a bike, or hard boil an egg… But damn could that man rock a pair of jeans…

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Okay, wait. Do you mean to tell me that the man who sang Bicycle Race……couldn’t ride a bicycle???

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Brian really just EXPOSED him like that

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As Roger could drive his car

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

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